ahahha I just found that on Internet. It's sooooo funny !
(J'viens de trouver ça sur Internet. C'est très comique!)
''I'll tell ya, I come in today to 49 new messages, not one personal. If I believed what was in my Inbox, my name would be Joe Blanch. I'd be out of debt, have bigger penis and breast, be on Viagra for only $ 10 a month, be working from home making $ 5000 per week, while watching Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson in a suck-fuck fest... AND, Bonus, found all of my high school friends and classmates that I've lost touch with over the years.''
That's my laugh of the day !