''Women definitely go to maintenance extremes. It's amazing the way women take care of all the hair on their bodies. One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
Sometimes they go even further thatn that - electrolysis. That's giving your hair the chair. It's the death penalty for hair. You put him in a little chair, you put the little metal cap on him, give him his last shampoo, whatever creme rinse he wants. The only thing that can save him is a call from the Epilady.''