Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld's quotes


I've got two for y'all...here they are:


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''You can measure distance by time.


- How far away is that place ?


- About 20 minutes. B


But it doesn't work the other way.


- When do you get off work ?


- Around 3 miles.''


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I'll never understand why they cook on TV.


I can't smell it.

Can't eat it.

Can't taste it.


The end of the show they hold it up to the camera,

''Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Good bye.''


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